Love,
Honour & Obey
by Alexander Walker
Gerald Kaufman said yesterday in this paper,
commenting on Greg Dyke's new BBC mission statement, that
he felt uncomfortable with the Corporation's plans to back
big-budget cinema movies. He is right. The stupidity of the
ages will be reproduced if licence money is diverted into
this kind of high-risk gamble, which boosts only egos, not
revenues.
Let Mr Dyke remember that four of the most profitable
cinema films in recent years: Four Weddings and a Funeral,
The Full Monty, Trainspotting and Shallow Grave were all made
with a total budget of only £10 million. Elephantiasis
of the creative ego has been responsible for more financial
debacles in the industry than any other factor in the past
50 years of British film making. If Mr Dyke wants to
see how his Corporation's licence fees should not be invested,
let him look - if he can bear it - at the disreputable new
BBC Films release of this week, Love, Honour and Obey, another
romper room assembly of second and third-magnitude British
talents, much the same ones who made the dreadful Final Cut
last year, including Ray Winstone (who must now hold the all
time record for starring in the worst bunch ever of British
made movies), Jude Law, Sadie Frost, Kathy Burke, Jonny Lee
Miller, and Rhys Ifans. Let the dishonour roll end there,
for mercy's sake.
All of them do their big number in stereophonic
obscenity, playing East End gangster scum - the sort that
the lower ranks of the film industry and show business support
at funerals and weddings of the London underworld - engaged
in a north-south mobster war. The film is a scandalous deployment
of public revenues. It is violent, pornographic, incoherent
and sickeningly narcissistic. Even if it finds its level among
enough of the lowest dregs of filmgoers to make
it profitable, it is not how the once great BBC should be
recycling the revenues it extracts by ever increasing taxes
on the ever diminishing numbers of those who view its TV channels,
or not.
The only thing to be thankful for is that this
time the Corporation's folly is not compounded by the incompetence
of the Arts Council in awarding it a penny from the National
Lottery. You, the viewers and listeners, alone made this excrement
possible.
Taken from THIS IS LONDON
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